through the eyes of an enigma… el maèstro

Posts tagged ‘sex’

What Matters Most In a Relationship?

I Just Had Sex!!!

For all those who thought Lonely Island hit an all time low when they had that hilarious song I’m on a Boat, in which T-Pain actually says, “believe me when I sayy, I fucked a mermaid”. Don’t believe me? Here is the song.

Yea so as I was saying, I thought that there was no way in which this group could get any worst…but once again I spoke too soon…here ladies and fellows, is Lonely Island (no wonder they have that name, with tracks like these) ft. Akon (yes another celebrity endorsing their music) in I Just Had Sex….I’m not even gonna spoil this for you…I’m just gonna listen to the track again lol

No Penis is an Island

This is a re-post from the Writer’s Cyanide blog (which you SHOULD have read by now) which a couple friends and I have started.

I was talking to a friend today and the topic of not being able to pitch a tent came up and sparked a very heated debate. Anyways without further ado, let’s get on to the reason we’re here….

So, here I am, sitting in the living room, sports news on in the background but I don’t care because they are talking bout horse racing, cricket [who watches that?] and in a few they’ll be mentioning Arsenal’s dismal 3-0 loss to Chelsea. The fat man is making some unintelligible sounds [i don’t consider that language] and I’m wondering what to write. (more…)

Temptation Walked Thru My Door

This time temptation came to me at home,
this time temptation wasn’t just on the phone,
but thru my door into my arms,
walked temptation leaving me unarmed,

defenseless and weak,
senseless can’t speak,
relentless i seek,
nothing less than sweet,
delicious desire,
kisses to ignite a fire,
leaving a burning hole,
heated from head to sole,
i play my role, (more…)

Virgins or no?

This is an argument that has been on the lips of many of my boys of late. Most guys I know have a thing for ladies considered pure and untouched…for the most part anyway. Personally, I prefer my girls with a little (a lot doesnt hurt tho) more experience, not only in a sexual sense but also emotionally. It was recently brought to my attention the fact that the unexperienced tend to also be emotionally immature. Dont get me wrong, I have no problem with them, Im just not going out of my way to get one.

There are so many ridiculous myths out there that result in these young ladies being hurt or having their health being threatened. One such being that if a guy has aids, he can have unprotected sex with a virgin and this will cure him. Honestly, how blasted stupid must  you be to believe that? You might as well say you’ll sprout wings and fly off. Idiots. It irritates me to see these guys using the girl’s inexperience against her.

But as I was saying, just as experience matters in the working world it matters in my “romping shop”. or as Mr Carter once said 

“I wouldn’t care if you were a prostitute
and you hit every man that you ever knew
see it wouldn’t make a difference since that was way before me and you…
girl”