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Is Marriage Bad For Your Health??

While surfing the net I came across this article talking about marriage and its effect on your health. Well on your weight at least.

Apparently people gain weight after they get married…really?! I did not notice, I guess studying 8900 people over a span of a few years made more sense than just using common sense and looking at your sister after she tied that proverbial knot…

“People who stay single, or become single again by divorce, may be somewhat more physically fit than those in wedded bliss,” or rather so says a new study.

There was a study done which followed almost 9000 people over a few years which then determined that those who were married were lessfit when hit with cardiovascular tests.
Interestingly enough though, if you got divorced as a male, then they experienced an increase in fitness levels.
These findings are not limited to males however as females experienced an increase in fitness if they stayedsingle throughout the study.

Apparently the message the researchers wanted to get across is that life changes affect our health….riiiiighhhhhtttt!! Or, maybe marriage is just bad for your health.

Reasons to Lose #13

You’ll shock the world at your local pool by being the only “big splash” champ to win the “little splash” crown. This one you can quote.

Reasons to Lose #14

Research shows that since you’ll have less weight propelling you into the windshield, you’ll also have less risk of dying when your car hits a semi….hmmm…interesting concept…

Reasons to Lose #15

If you lose 20 pounds…Every time you pick up a 20-pound dumbbell, you’ll remember, and that should encourage you not to put it back on…

Reasons to Lose #16

the #16 reason to lose some pounds is….wait for it…..wait for it…..You’ll be able to reach even more places to scratch. *rim shot*
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Reasons to Lose #17

It is so extremely liberating when your pants drop down by themselves the first time. There is no greater feeling in the world…..well there are, but this is still an awesome feeling!

Reasons to Lose #18

You’ll be able to do a WHOLE lot more pullups….because there is less to pull up.