through the eyes of an enigma… el maèstro

Ok. So everywhere u go you are bombarded with weight loss secrets and supplements and exercise aids of all sorts. But many people are just simply too lazy to take that first step and repeatedly I’ve been asked, “why should i bother?”

So all my friends know that I’m a rather conceited person [can’t help it], and honestly  there is nothing like hearing “wow u look so damn f*ckable today”, or “i love every inch of your body” or “if I had ur body I would be confident as hell too” or “damn ur so strong, u just make me wanna….”.

But anyways, here is a list of the top ten muscles women love (suh mi hear) i found it while doing some reading on Men’s Health’s website

10. Strong Hamstrings
Many women prefer being on top because it lets them lean forward to rub against your pubic bone. Having well-conditioned hamstrings and glutes makes it easier to meet her halfway for more pleasure. This sounds like a plan to me, squats anyone?

9. Large Biceps
In a poll ofCosmopolitanreaders, 1 out of 5 women confessed that nice biceps on a man makes them “absolutely melt.” Couple extra pushups and you can be the hot knife to her butter!

8. A Big Chest
“Women treasure your chest as much as you do theirs,” says Emily Dubberley, a sex expert based in the UK. “Touching, kissing, and licking a man’s chest is undoubtedly a turn-on for most women.” Really? Did not know that at all….

7. The Money Line [or Road to Heaven (only mel)]
We’re not convinced that’s its official name, but here’s how our female friends describe it: “The muscle that runs diagonally from hip to crotch,” “The muscle that sticks out near the hips—yummy!” and “Lower abs, near his package.”

6. Rock-Hard Calves
“Women want an overall sense of strength and fitness,” says Etcoff. “If a man looks as if he can lift something but can’t run, it looks disproportionate.” not to mention gay…

5. Sculpted Shoulders
“The shoulder muscles are really the muscles of love and war,” says Nancy Etcoff, Ph.D., author ofSurvival of the Prettiest. They also make the whole look when combined with a broad back. Strong shoulders literally sweep women off their feet.

4. A Broad Back
A wide back is essential for a V-shaped torso, and women’s attraction to it is ancestral. “When it was important that our mates protect us from woolly mammoths on the plains, we looked for a gene pool that could provide us with protection,” says Pega Ren, Ed.D., a sexologist in British Columbia. Well I dont know bout the wooly mammoths but i know that I can do my thing 😉

3. A Nice Butt
Women check out your butt because it’s a clue to your worthiness as a physical specimen. If you’re in great shape, it carries high. Otherwise, your rear end droops like a sack of old potatoes. Old, hairy potatoes. Nasty, mildewed, old, hairy potatoes!

2. Powerful Forearms
Women see strong forearms and think you can do everything: Fend off a mugger, build a house, and maintain a dexterous touch long enough to leave them extremely satisfied. So roll up those sleeves, and let ’em have a look.

1. 6-Pack Abs
You could have biceps the size of bowling balls, but if you’ve got the beginnings of a gut, any discriminating woman will think twice before considering you boyfriend material. Their fear: A little excess midriff meat now means one fat, sloppy bastard in 10 years. Yeah sure, she looking at my abs thinking hmmm…he won’t be a sloppy bastard in 10 years…..we all just that gullible huh?

Fitness shouldn’t be a chore, one can find fun, interesting ways to maintain a decent level of fitness so you don’t burn out going up 4 flights of stairs, or pull something tryina to lift a box.  One of my next posts I’m gonna get into the serious effects being unfit can have an individual.

Comments on: "Top Ten Muscles Women Love" (3)

  1. Oooh la la … just reading this is making me drool haha! Its so true … i love those features in a guy, but its almost impossible to find a guy who possesses all these qualities. I guess u got alot of work cut out 4 u lol.

  2. lol…i’m batting .600 yuh cya gimme a chance? or gimme 3 months =).
    U know what i realized tho, women appreciate the end result but complain about the work u have to put in…make up ur minds!

  3. Numbers 3, 5 and 7 ( yeah the road to heaven works quiet well, must be a Mel thing!)…is basically all I need..

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